Brad said, "It's more coincidence than anything else, but every time I have a dental appointment, I'm wearing my dungarees. In fact, I don't know why I said it's more coincidence - it's totally coincidence and nothing else."

Joe said "I've never Asked Jeeves anything in my whole life."

Joe said "I've just realised I've eaten a pound of beef in the last 24 hours."

Liza said, "I've been in a mad mood for about two weeks. I'm in a bad mood about being in a bad mood."

Brad said "The words 'I want you' and 'Kevin' should never be in the same sentence."

Liza said, "If I fall over once tomorrow in the snow I'm not going to so much as smile, let alone laugh."

Brad said "It seems really strange to say the word 'plimsolls', when you're talking about fashionable clothes."

Jenny said "All men think they do more than most men."

Charlie said, "I just spent ages trying to get something out from between my teeth and it turns out it's my gum."

Liza said, "The only part of my journey home on Wednesdays I remotely enjoy is the spiced apple drink I get at Cambridge station."

Joe said, "My car only ever smells of petrol, alcohol and sweat. And on Tuesdays it smells of alcohol and sweat at the same time."

Charlie said, "My hair's a mess, there are smokers at school, and I've got Humanities all bloody day."

Liza said, "Shopping would be a lot more fun if we all wore roller skates."

Bea (in Big Brother) said "I've never before in my whole life had to justify a facial expression until half past three in the morning."

Kath said, "I could eat chicken every day, in different forms."

Beed said, "I've noticed that everyone who has dreds also has brown fingers."

Liza said, "It's surprising how often the cat does actually sit on a mat."

Beed said, "I hate shopping in Roseby's as much as Brad hates shopping in C & H Fabrics."

Gemma said, "I love grapes, but I hate raisins."

Ben said, "To be fair, I'd rather be stuck on a Ferris wheel that had stopped than stuck on a Ferris wheel that was on ultra-fast."

Charlie said, "Have you ever noticed that in every car park you look in, there's always at least one car that's absolutely covered in bird poo?"

Kate H. said, "Whenever I have hot chocolate, I think, 'Nah, I don't like coffee.'"

Stephen said, "I had an ingrown toenail and I couldn't find the door to the doctor's because they had moved it three years ago."

Hannah said, "They got rid of Janet's John's dress-down Friday."

Ben said, "Kate would happily have seven dogs if she had the room for seven dogs."

Leigh said, "People in Eastbourne have no spatial awareness."

Sam said, "I've had some terrible experiences - all in small rooms."

Joe said, "Even if someone came on the pitch and hit John Terry with a baseball bat I wouldn't feel sorry for Chelsea."

Joe said "Andy Gray said 'Take that and stick it in the top drawer,' about ten times in thirty seconds."

Charlie said, "I just did a burp that tasted of Quavers."

Charlie said, "In all honesty, I've never eaten an olive."

Val said, "I didn't realise how greasy the McDonalds hash brown was until today."

A woman on the 25 bus said, "I've never had a pleasurable kiwi fruit experience."

A woman in the Amnesty Bookshop, Cambridge, said, "I keep thinking I'm 27, but I'm still 26. And it's mad, because loads of people think I'm, like, 24."

Beed said, "If I had a dining room, I'd eat in it."

Brad said "I can't believe we're having a serious conversation about Moonpig."

Liza said, "Nobody uses Bunsen burners except schoolchildren."

Brad said, "Do you know, my phone understands the word diarrhoea, up to the last two letters."

Beed said, "You know, I couldn't have the word 'Manager' in my job title and wear a Somerfield outfit."

Little Kate said "I've been doing the digestive system for three weeks and I still don't know where my stomach is."

Brad said, "I'd be a vegetarian, if I liked more vegetables."

Sam said, "The sound of the hoover makes the top of my nose hurt."

Leona said, "I must say, I've never known a Paul that wasn't small, except for Tall Paul."

Sue said, "It cost an arm and a leg to get into Stirling Castle and they didn't even have hot water in the ladies' toilets."

Brad said, "If anybody but you knew that I'd dreamt about Michael Buble and cereal in the same dream, I don't think they would want to be friends with me anymore."

Liza said "The Tate Modern gives me an instant panic attack."

Brad said "I would rather watch people be murdered than go in C&H Fabrics."

Ian said "I would rather listen to 'Mr Blobby' for 12 hours straight than listen to 'Come on Eileen' once.

Liza said, “I don’t reckon John’s ever put a knick-knack in a box in his whole life.”

Simone said, 'If Mike Tyson bit my ear I think I'd scream!'

Will said, 'That's the thing about hedges, they let the wind through, but they slow it down.'

Gary said, 'If I didn't use cotton buds I'd have to have my ears syringed on a regular basis.'